Sunday, March 1, 2009
***Lady Mama Snaps!***
We interrupt your lazy Sunday with dis special bulletin! Lady Mama haz officially lost her mind! Apparently da winter has gotten da best of her. She's obsessed with her garden even though it'z -20 C, dere'z tonz of snow and da wind iz howling! She'z been lookin at garden flowers non-stop for a week. We think da dreaded "cabin fever" haz finally set in!
She'z ordering lilies an other purdy flowers...
Sure, der pretty, but it'z many months before she can see da dirt in da garden cuz da snow is very deep! Mr. Man is even feedin' da indigent jack rabbit bunnies who have to live outside (dat's sad). Dere's too much snow to dig for old dead grass.
Lady Mama is even crazy enough to try growing something called "dahlias". They don't live here in da prairies cuz itz too cold, so she haz to dig dem up in da fall. Cuz she's got dis weird crazy look in her eyes, we told her we'd help her dig cuz we're gud diggers.
You can never be too careful with crazy cabin fever people! Dey can just snap and start runnin around in da snow wearin nothing but a bathing suit an a fur hat, trying to put a dead house plant in da frozen garden! So we're pretending dat it'z summer an it'z warm outside.
Hoomins are very sad in da winter...
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